augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via nostalgicturtleparty)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via imthetrollinthedungeon)

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thatisnotabird:


THOSE ARE NOT BIRDS, THOSE ARE PINECONES

thatisnotabird:

THOSE ARE NOT BIRDS, THOSE ARE PINECONES

(Source: Daily Mail, via imthetrollinthedungeon)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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dives-and-lazarus:

Me playing sports

(Source: hey-key, via imthetrollinthedungeon)

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

(Source: jonasbrothers, via geothebio)

thefarmisalie replied to your post: Sometimes I have the urge to write a really long,…
Write it to her and give it her some time.

I don’t think I’m eloquent enough to put it all down in words. But she knows how much I love her because I tell her frequently.

Sometimes I have the urge to write a really long, sappy post about my best friend and how much she means to me. She’s absolutely amazing and I don’t know what I’d do without her. I adore her.

anondracomalfoy:

Lucius Malfoy went out of his way to try and make sure that a Hippogriff was executed for hurting his son and you’re going to fuckin’ tell me that he didn’t love Draco and actually beat him daily? Get OOC fanfiction out of your head and reread the books, oh my God. Lucius was an ass who pushed some nasty world views into his son’s mind, but he literally gave Draco absolutely anything his money would buy.

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